March 2010
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Mar 17th
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December 2009
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Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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i have a little desk fan that i got as a christmas gift because i’m massively overweight and i get sweaty from sitting in a chair. the fan is largely ineffective in relation to how much noise it makes, and it really dries out my eyes, but i’m afraid to turn it off in case my forehead starts glistening like it’s in a covergirl ad.
Dec 14th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 10th
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Chris: i dont move fast like you
laur FTW: WHAT?
laur FTW: I don't move fast either slutface!
Chris: fast like sonic
laur FTW: no I'm slow like Yoshi
laur FTW: But I don't let fat little italians ride me bareback
Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
I finally found that life goes on without you.
Dec 7th
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Dec 3rd
I don't have to take this abuse from you, I've...
Dec 2nd
Dabid: same boat as you
laur ftw: im getting sea sick
Dabid: need me to hold you?
laur ftw: haha does that help for seasickness?
Dabid: no, but its an excuse to spoon
Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd
Dec 2nd
WatchWatch
mcdavis: Twilight Liveblog to start shortly (click through to see it) I’ll be watching it for the first time thanks to your answers to the poll I put up awhile ago.  I’m going to attempt to go into it with an open mind, but I’m sure that will change quickly (sorry).  So if you’re interested in seeing my reactions to this cinematic masterpiece, click through to see the liveblog. I’ll probably...
Dec 1st
November 2009
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Nov 30th
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Nov 29th
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Let's Get Wrecked on Poptarts and Sex and See the...
Nov 29th
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Dear Person Who Drives the Silver BMW Down the...
Please turn your overly sensitive, annoyingly loud car alarm off. I’m trying to take a nap. Love, The aggrevated girl down the street that is 3 alarm beeps from throwing a rock through your window. Have a nice day!
Nov 28th
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Nov 28th
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Nov 28th
So I Kinda Sorta Maybe Like You A Lot More Than I...
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You're so vain, you probably think this post is...
Don’t you? Don’t you?
Nov 28th
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Nov 27th
Dear writers of Dexter...
arrowsandaccolades: Stop it. That’s enough. No more love connections. No more Lundy and Debora plot lines. No more stories about Dexter coping with married life. You guys write some cringe-worthy female characters. Get back to what worked in the first season - when you copied “Darkly Dreaming Dexter” chapter by chapter. And if you could go ahead and just not write any more lines of dialogue...
Nov 27th
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Team Edward or Team Jacob?
Ask yourself…necrophilia or beastiality? I’m just saying is all!
Nov 27th
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Now Hiring
Marky: scouring cl for a job
Marky: not going as well as expected
laur ftw: Who needs CL when you can just go to a busy corner and hike up your skirt
Nov 27th
Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
Scranton native Robert Degen, co-writer of 'Hokey... →
hammerito: Sing it with me: They put the casket in, they take the casket out, they put the casket in and they shake it all about…
Nov 27th
jonmtm: We don’t do Thanksgiving in the UK, but we do do Pizza and Beer. I’ll be getting on that tonight. Pizza & Beer is almost just as good as Thanksgiving.
Nov 27th
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Nov 26th
Nov 26th
ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING SURVEYS.....
If I cared about you, your name, your tumblr name, where you’re from… I’D FUCKING ASK!
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